August 2011
1 post
Bronaming goes international -- the Onion →
The trend isn’t dead, bros.
November 2010
2 posts
Sad person + bro = ??? →
Viewer submission. Thanks!
On the Bro'D, by Jack Kerouac? →
Awesome!!!!
On the Road retold for Bros. My kind of literature for sure.
(Viewer submission).
October 2010
5 posts
9 tags
In anticipation of a VERY SCARY Halloween....
Bronaming connoisseurs,
Saturday night will be THE night to celebrate Halloween, which unfortunately falls on a Sunday this year. Bronames has decided to make a list of this year’s top five SCARIEST costumes for your bronaming convenience:
Number 5:
We here at Bronames like honesty: we think the Situation is a funny guy and is probably pretty cool once you get past the persona he...
Did a Bronamer breach the MTA last year? →
Check out the link in the title for a possible act of rebellion by a restless Bronamer.
Finally ... a Brotagonist.
Today is a bright day in the Bronaming universe. Today, we finally break the spree of posting awful people to call your Bros. Today, there is a new name that your bro should be proud of being named.
Today, we look to a candidate for office — in a circus-like election cycle — that demonstrates values, rationality, intelligence, and wit.
Today, we salute you ….
Don’t be...
Yet another Antabronist ...
Bronaming scholars,
Today I am displeased to announce that our next entry is ALSO an Antabronist. Unfortunately, the crazies tend to come out for the elections.
Today’s Antabronist is quite the bad guy. He allegedly sends around filthy e-mails to his colleagues. He allegedly sends out prurient videos of the equine genre to his colleagues. He curses off reporters and threatens to...
March 2010
3 posts
My apologies →
I want to apologize for starting a trend that has spread to unacceptable bounds. Click the link above to see what I mean (warning, some pictures might be a little racy for your work computer). The bronaming phenomenon might have gone too far.
$770 1 Bedroom in a 6Br, 3 story Bro Palace-... →
I swear I did not write this Craigslist ad.
February 2010
6 posts
Going brolo? →
It doesn’t really work but the blog is funny enough to post. Click the link above for more details.
Glen Brogan →
The most BRO new artist around. check out his cool new print by following the link above…
BROCADE CEO Prosecuted →
More Bro companies, for your delight.
Bronald Oil & Gas Company →
You can’t make this stuff up ladies and gentlemen. The founders of Ca$h Money Records have started an oil and gas company. Their chosen name: Bronald Oil & Gas. Is this name a reflection of the bronaming phenomenon? I think so. Click the link above for more details.
(Viewer submission)
January 2010
6 posts
The New York Times joins the fun →
From the link above:
Word of the Moment | Brocavore
FOOD
| By CHRISTINE MUHLKE | JANUARY 27, 2010, 4:02 PM
ˈbrōkə vôr (n.) | A dude involved in the local food movement and restaurant scene. Typically identified by his fixed-gear bicycle, tattoos, facial hair and fondness for craft beer (preferably Sixpoint) in a jar and early Pavement. Commonly seen at Roberta’s, Prime Meats, the Bell House.
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1 tag
The longest non-coined, non-technical English word
We are back from hiatus and I am excited for 2010.
And we’re off with a bang: the longest non-coined, non-technical English word:
antidissestablishmentariBROnism
“A political position that originated in nineteenth-century Britain in opposition to proposals for the disestablishment of the Church of England, that is, to remove the Anglican Church’s status as the state church of...
December 2009
1 post
November 2009
15 posts
Hiatus
Bronames will be on a hiatus until around New Years. Stay tuned for more updates around then. Happy holidays and don’t forget to submit your best bronames.
Can you name the Most Bro Sports? - sporcle →
Sports that the players would call each other “bro.” I don’t really get it, either.
(Submission)
ANTABRONIST ALERT palin media blitz: prep 101
The following video clip and nauseating text is a reblog from
thedesignconservative: (SCROLL DOWN FOR OUR TAKE)
Did you feel it too? Exciting, isn’t it?…
After nary a peep outside of Facebook posts and the occasional speechifying, Governor Sarah Palin is finally hitting the media circuit to publicize her first book, Going Rogue. But, let’s not kid ourselves: this biography is perhaps...
Alessandra AmBROsio
Wow.
(Model, viewer submission)
Watchskidder:
20 Years Ago, Tom Brokaw reported live on the Fall of the Berlin Wall
Another Scott Brosius-type name here…
Tom Brokaw.
WatchTHIS is a complete brotastrophe. Poor guy.
A feeble attempt at bronaming (Click) →
Some of them are funny for sure. But BRAHSOME? Come on!
What’s the best Broname in the link— Broseiden, god of the Brocean? Brotastrophe? Brownage? or Brollcall?
The Ballad of John and Yoko Brono
In the middle of the night
In the middle of the night I call your broname
Ohhhhhhhh yooooo-koooo *
(Beatle-wife, activist; submission)
* Click to check out one of John Lennon’s best tunes.
Antabronist Series #1
To compliment our award-winning Brophy series, we are proud to announce the Antabronist series of bronaming designations. These antabronists are so unbro that they are barely worthy of the broname. Nonetheless, the names work and there are only so many “oh” sounds in our language (next up: Spanish or Hebrew?).
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Without further ado, our first Antabronist:
Lord...
Bro Namath
This site has the BRO NAMATH GUARANTEE.
* The first in a litany of “Joe” names.
(Superbowl winner and psychic, submission)
October 2009
32 posts
Brophy Series #1
This is the first entry in the new Brophy Series. The goal of this series is to portmanteau the best of the best people with “bro names.” These people are few and far between, and their Bronameability is even sparser.
To call one of your “bros” one of these names, they must be a consummate human-being, exhibiting traits such as: selflessness, kindheartedness, a strong...
Brolateral Estoppel
User submission: This webpage is run by a law school student… so there’s gotta be some brolateral estoppel.
(Legal doctrine, submission)
What's up Brosius?
He’s so “bro” that it’s in his name. It works.
(Baseball player, submission)
The No-Humans-Involved ZyBROte →
“Human eggs and sperm have been grown in the laboratory in research which could change the face of parenthood.”
Yes, it will have the correct number of Bromosomes.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1223617/No-men-OR-women-needed-artificial-sperm-eggs-created-time.html#ixzz0VL7ynnRF
1 tag
Too easy
Big concert tonight: the Rock and BROLL Hall of Fame’s 25th Anniversary. Okay, that’s too easy.
I’m thinking something more along the lines of…
Scar’bro Fair
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Or a little…
Ebrony and Ivory
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Let’s not forget the OTHER solo act…
Maybe we will get a nice Brodachrome
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And also a little
No bro name needed here....
President Brobama
This website has been given the Presidential Thumbs Up.
Brohammad Ali
The greatest (bro) of all time.
(Boxer, Vietnam war conscientious objector).
