Antabronist Series #1
To compliment our award-winning Brophy series, we are proud to announce the Antabronist series of bronaming designations. These antabronists are so unbro that they are barely worthy of the broname. Nonetheless, the names work and there are only so many “oh” sounds in our language (next up: Spanish or Hebrew?).
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Without further ado, our first Antabronist:
Lord Broldemort. (Or… the Bro-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named)
It’s okay to admit that you know who he is. He is the vilest mage in the land of muggles and wizards alike. When your “bro” acts selfishly — so selfishly that he or she is willing to destroy all humankind to get what he or she wants — that you are struggling for comparisons, think of Lord Broldemort. Just make sure you have your Expecto Pabronum Patronum skill handy (summons a Patronus to fight for you as you flee from the wrath of your insulted bro).