Ladies and gentlemen, Jon Bon Brovi lives the American dream. Only here can you grow up in a small town in New Jersey, grow the most ridiculous 80s hairstyle imaginable, draft a few hits and ride that wave for the rest of your career. You’re a good man, Jon Bon Brovi, but let’s hope for a little more “Wanted: Dead or Alive” and a little less “Have a Nice Day.”